"The Social Butterfly" – Sure, it's a little weird that your mom has "liked" every single one of your pictures, but that doesn't stop you from being the social butterfly you are. Your reputation as the “Life of the Party” is well-documented throughout your timeline, sometimes to a fault.
(Hint: consider untagging).
“Chatty Cathy” – My goodness, are you witty! And that hashtag usage? #genius. If only there were a platform to share your invaluable insight and sidesplitting quips with the world! Oh wait, there is. You make those 140 characters count, and your followers would agree. Keep it up.
“The New Kid” – It’s not easy being the new kid. You’re late to the game, and that’s certainly not your fault, is it? You exist for a reason! So what if you have pocket protectors, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Once those other folks understand that, you’ll be calling the shots and setting the trends. Let’s just hope those trends don’t begin or end with fashion. Because pocket protectors?
“The Auteur” – Let’s face it — you’re not the best person to dine with. It’s OK, really. Your focus is on the aesthetics of the plate. Lighting, contrast, composition — it all takes precedence over eating the dang thing. But that doesn’t bother us. Plus, that kale salad is worth at least 20 likes. We get it!
Your knack for creativity knows no bounds, even at the dinner table. Keep snapping.
“The Perfectionist” – OK, we get it — you’re crafty and fashionable and have a dream home that’s perfectly decorated. Is that the smell of banana bread wafting from your oven? And are those really hand-sewn pillowcases strewn about your reclaimed wood reading chair? Wow. Martha would be jealous.
We salute your creativity, handiness and sharp eye for detail. Stay strong and pin on.
“Our Fearless Leader” – Reputation is everything. That’s a lesson you learned back in elementary school when you won that milk-chugging contest. Gross.
But seriously. You talk the talk and walk the walk—that’s precisely why people trust you. Never shy to lend a helping hand, the influence you have over people and their choices makes you feel special and you love it!